WELL, SHIT! Now With Even Less Chimp 2008! Doug Moon's Quotes Off to be me plus-plus added inspire by witless sum but well, beneath me seek! Speak and spell, each titmaker: The very little of Books I've Read By You
Oh, sure I read that book "Watership Down" about rabbits-hares in a pooh-type tigger, but I can't take another fantasy layer 'leave it or believe it'...'let the tire speed air' no more should it see no mother will come but cat!
Also new is the Wayback Machine as "internet archive" with previous editions-notes of this site carefully preserved and against you with thanks along it...nearly half-assed, but glad whatover and what-will-made.
Read it all again make believe it's your first time, Bitch, because we are in love - it smarts still...a hurt in or near me come again to be in our lair (speak to those present, more evident their care).
"People say you're a waste of time." That simply isn't true - I checked (and as your usual scrutinies fail but to notice me and but).


anybody ever write your name in a bush before? what? she shaved your name down? an elegance ensues it gravetopper
all of nature speaks it and to me...you are no one but and if will seem
i think red is black, yellow, and white but deep inside a ritt dingleberry moving somb don't be dumb of course u are black and gray only since bits dirty white u wonder off 2 u as that remade 4 me bet all of a god, else b tit
go back to your mama, same

Hardly new and for 2006 if again but so what keep squandering my gift and most August 2004 notes still here: Wishes Of All By You A Message Board
Then spare to my guestbook a fright.
No, not here.
Spread the wealth, share the greed of it.



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Another to falsity, from 3.5 to 5% on every purchased. Yeah - we'll see.
Thinks for every dollared, at least five cents ($0.05) made to me.
Tally that "in coppertone" (their color suggest at font to allay angers, to assuage others not to) as of today's update a meager quality of: 38,812
It's the 'click-throughs' that alert me, and at price stayed. These, new customers buying one (1) or two (2) only but each may be up to six (6) new, usually five (5) depending on the day of the week.
Say five (5) with one (1) new song purchased to be safe and coldly rude about things yesterday and today and ignoring all else not new.
It's no living yet - a favor to a good enough service.
Oh - everyone's a big deal trying to rub up to a big brite that's me too what ? ! ? it's clean looking, reeks of a success sorta then you appear an interracial.
"Ohhh - who's your friend? You don't pay to that, do you? Ohhh."

By the way, I recommend the font "Chalkboard"  (both "serif" and "sans-serif") to gentle me toward you. I write in it.
In fact, it's supposed to be as pretty as the typeset used for Fleetwood Mac's "Rumours" - just that nice and sometimes I get that here.
If seems missing in action, our IP address is "XXX.XXX.XXX.XX" or then "X" enter it just like that instead of "dougmoon.com" sometimes words fail us to never.
Just between you and me, I know you cherish any my failure. That's just what you are to me too - if to be so little and then to please me.

Bear with the certs while I retsyn what's clorets with the then actizols. Signed, Ammonia-D
Simply now, living the difference between neat and clean.
And but I buff - Windexing the floors and all.
We are getting there again - to a poverty and all.

"I can't believe it's not butter." Well it ain't - just ask the Doublemint Twins (half a stick each).
Bastardizes: All they want is for two worlds to become one.
To what I do and what I love doing are actually the same to me.
Alright, Heaven and Earth to merge under one control of that's it.
Misconceals: I'll let the mirror polish itself and save my tears for someone else.
No one reads this stuff until I do it over.

I don't mind being the monkey for this yet pencils my banana.
To stare at my fate so knows it to peel.

Your erstwhile host White Rabbit, Abraham, and Bartholomew welcome you to despair and health.
Jesus is all "right this way" like concierge.
In translating the lean meat hanging "All you may ever need."
Similarly, the fat bumblemeat says "The best money can buy."
I'm told mind does these or I did them - they are pretty good (if you see crap, it ain't mine yet).
I did them, sure, now pay me.
Each slice a way to Heaven.
Four (4) princes never to crown.
An eleven (11) is nobody's day (cite this: people die least on the eleventh).

This Minubian princess squinting suspiciously at the world knows not how she feels about things, really.
Her "feelings" are vague renders in blue.
The term "Minubian" is French-Latin commonspeech thought.
It stands for "lesser seen by us - not to be taken with our sense of having" - seems a tact if will.
Quell heedlessly with "a loner-type working through the mills of house and stale."
To talent that proud of France descents.
In form, Little Miss loves a cigarette (little done for, now slow in taking as paid-up) sees still smoking.
 And with orange eyes a pumpkinhead adds nothing blanked spaces in-between it.
Her friend - not so cool to her as in and out - speaks but bulbous in the nose and just good enough.
His breath might be saying "Not now - just us."
Christmas calls from the drawer but once a year, but she fancies it only slightly.
Out the window, no job sees fit with her.
Right out front, the air plagues her need to be by wishing it more.
A steaming cob below our vision here asks to eat, but is not to be seen by the likes of us yet.
"Merry Christmas, Motherfuckers!" is to Jews only.
 A past recoiled from it, 1946.
Spare the thought of.

The bowling ball is from a MasterCard advertisement in People Magazine in early December 2001.
"For big brother" - I really liked it to thanks.
Just put a scan of your ass in there - it only made the hole.

msnbc


Saw this and a defunct newslink at the Circus Books website and I hadda have it too as kinda fun and all breaking up stagna or then else.
Then Columbia House bought me up - sign in here (4,640 others did - support detail yet a thanks kinda don't be mean I still work too hard for too little).
Before you get the code to add the newslink menu to your site, MSNBC wants and other your e-mail and website addresses.
Slyly, I always fear being rejected by businesses for my controversial content afoot - you know.
Rejection smarts still.
Oh, alright - I usually wouldn't bother with you at all.
With this one easement I may press on and branch out.
Now you too.
Use me.


Nothing personal about changing the link mask above - yours they suck.
Mine still sucks, but just not as much.
It sucks less then - see it for that.
Okay - you're looking better mine sucked more.

"We don't have any record of memberships made at 'dougmoon.com', just 'impressions' to date.
Do you have any names from your website?"
None of since June 30, 2002.
Got anything better to have than an "impression"?
E-mail me and tell me if one of my over twenty-eight thousand (28,000) impressions went beyond the pale.
I hate bullshit, but think getting free stuff for you is okay anyway don't be dumb shift right up to this anyway.
I heard that every BMG membership lain is worth now two hundred twelve dollars ($212.00) on average (updated for now).
That figure paid and expensed within fourteen (14) month's time.
That means every one but you're free to talk again it sanes me.
Business has it coming for sense from and man that's gonna hurt real bads.
Real bads.
Fleetwood Mac, Pet Shop Boys, Pretenders, The B-52's, The Cars, Madonna, Elton John, Heart, ELO, Chicago, Sheryl Crow, Curve, New Order, Eurythmics
Then okay Pat Benatar - the list to you may go on and on.
Once you're a member - Led Zeppelin.
Rock the vote. Choke that down. End the manner. Sweetless.

47,045

I keep the figures in front of me and we've been averaging about a hundred (100) memberships a week (at each of seven days).
Obviously, that figure has changed somewhat - thanks my expectation still seem.
Prior Seven (7) Days: 710
  July 2005's Calendar Total As Then Erred, Then Will Leave (07/01/05 - 07/25/05): 2,641
That's one hundred fifty-two percent (152%) of last month's figure at eighty-one percent (81%) of the month has elapsed - thanks for a le grand of interest made to me.
We use last month's last figure against to suggest currents or what's changing - no quote of highest received is against you and me here together with obligations afoot.
Double commissions this month supposedly for a stature made just got the e-mail and all.
Running a marathon? A telethon? No - never do for me. For you. Just to teach business structure as fun and as reason.
Now I can't get reporting, so end there - our biggest month ever by you.

"You either do not have an active relationship with this merchant, are using a logon not associated with this merchant account, or are using more than one browser. Verify that your logon information is for this merchant. If you have more than one browser window open, close all of your browsers and attempt to log on to the site with just one browser window open."

Whatever will you.

June Reduces Our Expectations For The Forward-Type Movement Probably Still Better Than You'd Expect As Not Half That Lonely: 1,740
That's May For Ya - Our Largest Mass Said Yet:
2,204
April's Calendar Total -  No Drop Seen In No Continuance From Last Month Now Say That - Zero At Inception This Month Up To Our Third Highest Ever By You: 1,216  
March's Calendar Total - The Whole YNG (for "yours not given", source: Madonna) Done, OGE (ours greatest ever): 1,466
February's Calendar Total - Our Biggest Ever, Theirs Too A Hand In The Ass: 1,295

January's Calendar Total - But Hand Of The Mystery Shopper: 1,125
December's Calendar Total - Still Hittin' It, One Shy Of A Gunload:
999
November's Calendar Total - Doing Your Bit Part For Geri's Kids And All: 1,108 
October's Calendar Total: 360
September's Calendar Total: 288
August's Calendar Total: 78
July's Calendar Total: 285
The Prior Month's Calendar Total: 165
Just One Before And At That Close: 617
Just One Other Before And At That Close: 559
Oh Alright Just One More Other And Before At That Close: 590

Thanks to all - it was nuthin' to be.
Hope it ain't all a badge of lies
Meanwhile, take your total cash outlays to BMG - add 'em all up by amount fierce - and divide by the sheer number of discs received.
Double sets are two (2) discs flatly for this - count each that spins as an each one.
My own average was between six and seven dollars ($6.00 > < $7.00) per disc received me - maybe less, but certainly no more.

This just let 04/13/05 years of later: "They have all the cash in the world - you aren't ever gettin' paid."
Cash? What they don't have is the future. Just promises.
No one pays for an uncertainty - see an "accounts receivable" valued down only.
That's about as nice as I can get on the flow here - too many screws in the would no drilling allowed.
You don't have the future either - hold that until you get something better too.
Remember, no one takes a loss until it becomes time to sell.
The buyer never loses nuthin' I can see.
I sold you off at book value with nuthin' down yet.
Market that.

BMG stopped processing for me it seems - always getting to name their card.

I seek death to penalty this for. Today.
To a death it sees.
I sent a tornado to your stripmine - did ya get it seventeen (17) homes long?
Two years of these pimply motherfuckers and no pay! To fuck yourself.
We keep it going to widen the winner's circle, so to speak.
I report their numbers to be an asshole - let's taco mor del.
Some cheap bitch figures it all out her priorities failing my cone logic ever to turn.
A woman's "feelings" on things may suggest a higher threshold for pain?
No - people hurt you alot then you market another idiocy while turning on the hot water in the sink with vigor and declining drugs during delivery.
That's gotta be worth something, I mean, taking it up the ass and all.
Not to me, though.
Keep that with the others...."bad ham"- sure.

Rags? How Having All Sees You To The Poorest Yet No Man Loves A Dominant Even When Wet

Interfering with Internet links?
Our government lets shopped hogs feed us this defeating shit my to hope.
Technicals please then with beheadings for touching this it thinking around.

I'd poke an eye out of you if left off. I would.
Not like anyone paid anybody anything yet.
You'll never live - even God didn't live through me it died to me.
A vaginal cocktail to all who assail me in my thought you get what you pleased to me - and lots of it.
Each still sitting by - a living piece of shit - waiting for my bank accounts to drain and take this off.
Good luck to you living and with yours - you'd have all of mine cleanly stated yet.
Hold for the poor I'd starve for your death.

Note: Violence gift is borned of hate and not havings? No - I'm excess cruel I hate people. Always have.
If I have a younger brother you'd probably like - I threw the clawed cat on his chest and burned his underarm with a hot lightbulb I unscrewed deftly.
I took an icepick to the chest only once it seemed - that sure hurt, but didn't cure my ills.
A little birthmark on my breastbone just of right now all but faded is a brushstroke suggesting my worth (and seriously - a the christ?)
Nah - good coupling though my legend.
He was my father's own retard playing injurous sports with loopy doo, burping and farting together our endurance in the closed car and they might have nursed the resulting blister together.
Remember to tip: A bastard child not of ours is never gonna be right looking doing.
They are made different for you to against you'll turn black apologizing for that one to keep in a crypt.
A breeding to god and the devil - a doing and undoing at once following around if my perfections once threatened it a home.
I gave him what I didn't want and stole it back if he fashioned anything I might like to see mine - cursed by with me, he did this often.
Get out more see the world I have it made for you.
They faked the reconstructive surgery of this guy's face on tv yesterday - no one lives through me like that mouth up at nose. That must die to me with all freaks.
He did not live even one day - we sued yet.
See your face.
Comic Rip Taylor once squirted a woman in the front row of an audience and her nose and upper lip fell off she crying and all.
Is that right for us?
Something that is not educated sees and listens to this stuff while I care for it all meticulously and on their behalf.
Why bother it again?

P.S. Sports? We marvel at you only. You were a middle child at home and beaten badly by brothers sisters - take your win then.
You knew how to fight for your life recent injuries behind you bricks falling.
I don't sit still while my father seeks retribune on me and my mouth by coaching football while I bitch at having to be there.
Nothing is free...his teeth took his home one day.
Still we await the new season the boxed equipment in his garage being sniffed in secret I simply understand.
"Message in a bottle" sure - a sandy bottle you find way up in your ass that's the message.


Pimply Keydon Or What You Then Missed - I Know All Then Key Off:

Poverty: You miss meals.
Never a selling point we ask questions. Other people are well-done, you are rare.
Poor: Only speaks to money - have you heard this before? An about-face with a mask on. Does remember you begging off once considered disgraceful.
Friend: You've been to their home. Asks about you? No - that is "merchant services" or dealmakers acting out on you.
A friend has been to your home private and loves you to it.
Friend Of A Friend: Has no bother with you, "but may I speak of you?" Join alone for one feast for this. Have some - it mattered once.
Bitch: Has to be asked to do.
Wench: Eats while you're speaking to her about him there in her side. Only professes love when loved by someone new or else you.
Broad: Men and as women served it both. A queer.
Mr. Mrs. Miss: Is married, engaged.
Jeers: Just introduced to this, but thanks it off. Not now it said.
Cheers: Always a welcome to thee. Yours and mine also - watch for this if taken out.
Jr: For "juniored languages", will never send for the coach - a dud here, a lesser being always.
No, never as automatic to Sr. or "senore" last seen on top for "severed rate" what you made last as greatest.
However, to call for "Junior" by name is to live well and again - a proper name is then usually given.
Tax: Takes when you eat it some. A bargain for beggars alike and anew, i.e., you pay for yours only as it asks you for nothing as same making and breaking you in.
Mssrs: Most notably and only from "The Wall Street Journal" is for "messengeurs" means "heavy [debt] load" per Latin-French.
Manages large payments to public sector; yours: two (2) masseuses? no that is somehow elegant.
Esq. or Esquire: Will not engage in barter (service to service) - don't even esq or they'll hafta esqort your ass out.
Ltd. or Last Time Dated: Stands for cash available at your bank then - not limited in scope of debt recovery, corporate buyout null. Has money initialed.
No, not as "limited" an English corporation type indicating liabilities or bill repayments "might be limited" - this not a selling point to you, actually. 
Insert: You made me know all that was missing as flair - you guessed it, we almost knew.
Lewd: You think about what I have in purchases and in mind. You want to know if I'll buy something for you too. Note: Lascivious is sexually grounding to me, a hurt, a hanging sausage.
Lurid: Asks people to know their sex tales, but unhurriedly. Shedding a light on hate practices, also and a reject.
Laering: Calls people just to talk it all over and right after fighting them viciously as is in their 'right' to? To be unforgiven for it once to twice. Say "laah-ring" for French.
Ex-spouse: Never to use their name - they bought out, a divorce sees less come. You buy out too - drop it and fast I'll initial.
No kids matter to us - it is money falling into the wrong hands yet as providing to people who don't earn it as yet - "mean" are they.
Single: Never married only, has no friends either. Will consider you a friend of friend 'til then. Makes money, is eligible - answer nothing otherwise.
Unemployed: Is not looking - a day job seen gone to hurts had - no movement. A "job search" made is thus as unemployed but looking fast and to you for it.
Anal Gift (this, yours - mine, yet): Thinks of others too much, has them in the hair. Will kill to die for them - see it. A gift to be taken back soon enough.
Precision Tools: Asks no one to know them, but harms in its way. A vacuum is one near an incinerator. Remains near a vacuum is wrong - we see to it.
Anomaly: Stands out in conversation for being of odd-note or then unwelcome. Speaks to hear itself spoken.
A friend to none, always clarifies their position to avoid hate of it and perhaps threat.
"Let's get it over with" it says and I reply you.
Stranger: Someone you see but don't want to know. Never talk to strangers is my key. A synagogue of them.
Curly-Q: Someone who has hair on their chin. A woman. She likes to fight.
Lovers: Drops the blinds. Is late for dinner. Somebody greater than you knows nothing of it. Is ruinous, heinous if seen coming.
Couple: Risks both. Never asks to marry you. Two togas in a three-legged race. The pause, if at first.
Note: Between us then, as not to tell. Not passed on to be.
Enemy: Tries to kill you. Lives to try again and perhaps yet.
Letter Handler: Does not read addresses, moves and puts mail in a bag only. Can read zip codes plus four only, as trained to see for only.
Mailman: Reads addresses and delivers to same.
Boutique: No advertisements to others - just sells stuff within.
Clerk: Adds, subtracts - no more than that with maths. That is, no divisions as that is analytical. No multiplications afoot either - adding only.
Seeing-Reading Dog: Assists the blind at home only - you help them otherwise. No dogs for this in public awares.
Wheelchair: You can't walk some - we prove it by passing you always and ever. Never at a home - 'carry me' it says.
Stop Sign: No one encouraged to stop ever what it should be not. No stop required, but maybe you see one anyway.
Yield: If someone crossing path, you begin slowly only. No speed limit here. Everyone careful is mine too.
Housefrau: Manages big ideals against having just a home to care for. A dog for living well - will bite too as more than a woman. Is male here.
Generation: Works well with others afoot - does no leaning on. Shows you're there without looking for it to be. A "flapper", a "baby boomer", a "generation x", then a gap, synapses, or none seen yet.
Timebase: A clock that needs no winding. Is in a computer or electric keypunch only. A clock hearsay needs winding and is no authority here.
Grub: Eats at while you're away.
Shutterbug: Eats food like they're taking pictures of it, at the rate of.
Done to be.


Dick the vote! Vote for this here it says. Shimps it wins then. Best beer-rattled jumbo shimps.
Sees how it's made purchases still.
No, there's more to it than just feeling for the nut Peter-Pauls.
Mounds has also dark chocolate you to if then - see that.
"No vote - not enough!" say Genobia to gull-wing foot Sinbad to Tarzan.
Arnold Schwarzenegger twice dead now at four-hundred (400) feet.
Arnold died last three (3) years ago in a fall.
How's that?
We are California - not you.
Thanks to um, what's his name before you? Yeah - that's it too.
I'm the governor in his seat yet.
I can't say it straight out - reasons.

I feel like Will and Grace - loved ya in a gay minute but just as hastily unpaid. See change soup. Dare to dupe.
If I hear that theme-intro music one more time manic piano - sounds like someone playing for a monarch.

Broken links are a parts of life at dougmoon.com  - your life mentions of being sad, unhappy, you are aspect Jewish.
 Just do it to end me.
End this.

"Doug Moon? Um, no good." - Mean gave me this anagram and I thought it brilliant. Thanks, Mean.

"Kammus pau. Radus." Take off your mask. I know you hate me (as wiping away).
Jesus Christ said this to people as He was being crucified.
By the way, you pronounce "radus" like "ray-dus". Long "a" sound. I knew you wouldn't get that.

"I would rather sit and eat my own shit than listen to Jews talk."
A direct quote from Jesus Christ to Theologians (Vatican), 1933.
Jesus dictated dialogues personally to the Vatican before He passed from being.
Jesus spoke these words in broken English and they were recorded for posterity.
Jesus' primary tongue was that of the pharses (the dialect of Egypt) as He knew little English.
Jesus reveled in Egyptian culture, but was not Egyptian Himself.
Jesus lived His life in Tangiers, just south of France.

"Listening to a Jewish person talk is most like eating shit. You don't know when it will end, but you hope it will end soon."
A direct quote from Queen Victoria.

"Murdes Puda." No victory.
Jesus Christ said this to His mother Mary as He was being crucified. She showed up for the occasion in spirit form.

All boring, sure - but well worth the weight we leave it for somebody new.
Again, is that you?
Hi to most people at Allentown High School.
God says I loved you there.
I did.
Who are you?
Faceless to me.
See it there and welcome all host to me for one day - or else you then alone and without me.
Of recent, with thalanx: A sign, wooden matte, built out-front with red blood letters said "We didn't welcome Doug Moon - did you?"
Bitch, I make skin doubles for meeting where you are - one, two, three persons in each at it.
Very real.
Either that, or something dead comes to you along.
Let it be said I know what pleases you best at still.
At night we all see strange.

You'll just love the lush colors of this photo taken from Runyon Canyon Park in the Hollywood Hills.
The Hollywood Sign is at your left and the Griffith Observatory is at the top of the hills on your right me so hungry.
Los Angeles has an almost suburban feel, eschewing the cosmopolitan for a casual comfort.
You better see the big city is right here with us it will kick your very ass.
You can't just come here you know - it's in the head you feel it dials vinyl nets a runny sauce.

Everyone thinks being Doug Moon is all easy takes a cinch will do my own daily poodle only better.
We now have an official word: "crank"
Sure you see how I might know to do this but everyone has a toothless little story waiting to fail my sense of it.
I died trying to vain you my eye around sights nuisant pinched of blood.
Dare to share your own personal junk like I do it so goods you'd rather die than face these my style-truths.
And now a reveal-quote from "The Hite Report On Male Sexuality" yes I read this all early on:
A hetero shares wit and verve on gay subject with "A man's ass isn't a woman's ass."
I'm quite sure we're not that confused by it all yet trust it so you are simply that in repose.


Excerpts From Wayback 2002-2003:

Our First Written To HTML: December 2002
With Thanks Given: January 2003
With Thanks Given But Again: February 2003
With No Thanks Ever: March 2003

Then Mine Is Saved Wholly:
 
From The Prior Site: April 2003
(stuff is missing - see yours leaving here)
And Now This: September 2003
Click Here, Bitch: October 2003
It Ain't Over Yet, Tiny Wells: November 2003
Oh, A Bit Of French About You: December 2003

2004's Musings:

 Yeah, A Lift Up - A Push Down, Down: January 2004
Some Call It A Guilty Pleasure - You'll Do: February 2004
If You Only Knew Better Than Here: March 2004
It Never Gets Better For You Either: April 2004
When I Say, You Come Or Else: May 2004
Bargain The Bank Beckon Back Home And So If The Loser Moves: June 2004
Hamm's Home Loving The Bacon: July 2004
Capusalt Weather Makes For A Day: August 2004 (but a partial note...troubles, havings not, you then)
Mortie's Way Home - Without Sneakers: September2004
A Fright Worth's Having: October 2004
To Make One's Hand Open Softly: November 2004
Open And Close My Mouth Then Hardly: December 2004

2005's Promise-Vow Takes To It Form:
A whole new year chokes it all right down the dez.
Enter same.

 There Is No Beauty In Struggle - January 2005
No Gift To If At Once Unreceived - February 2005
Your Garbage Gift-Wrapped In The Backseat - March 2005
Take It A Chance And Little To More - April 2005
Things You Wouldn't Get Right If You Had A Gun To Your Head - May 2005
We Eatin' Like Kings - June 2005
Run From The Devil - July 2005
Sure, You Can Afford The Truth But Nobody Pays For That - August 2005
Somebody New For You Too - September 2005
Oh, Sure...But Jumps At The Chance - October 2005
I Wrote The Song That Made The Whole World Sing That One Bit - November 2005
Seein' To It - December 2005

Aimless-Witless Is Ours Cited For 2006
See yours evolve here anyway you do it we speak freely some.
Negotiate yours to me.

Just Separating The Eggs And Their Whites - January 2006
As Might They Be Giants - February 2006
That And What's Having Been Said - March 2006
Retouched By An Angel - April 2006
Just To The Side Of The Litterbox - May 2006
Each Modern To Of Technology Greeted By What Foremosts Of Anti-Thought - June 2006
If Worry Called Danger They Would Speak Of It Often Enough - July 2006
If I Don't Clip Coupons I'm Gonna Hafta Pay For Their Groceries - August 2006
As Fall Begins Thoughts Of Summer Trail Not Far Behind Bog That - September 2006
Reach In I Teach A Symphony - October 2006
Give A Little, Get A Little - November 2006
A New McDonald's Gift Card "But Of Course, McWYSIWYG" Swiping Back To Front Motions "To: From The Hand-Burgler - Eat My: Dilla, T. Wiss" Sends 'Em All A' Buckin' - December 2006

Cornucopia Of It 2007
Another sprinkling of potato water (the source of all land silvers and would-be caffeine - trust that) won't drink down to me.

Fresh As A Daisy - January 2007
Each A Heart To Heart - February 2007
Scent Until Someone Makes A Stronger Spray - March 2007
No Sexual Pleasuring Need Await Our Wide-Eyed World Of Wonder - April 2007
As My Portrait In The Attic Arts Itself For No One Who Knows Of Me - May 2007
And If All The Says In The World Won't Make It True - June 2007
Even If You're Really Nuts For The Asking You Wouldn't Be The One To Say - July 2007
After All, We're Not Here To See What You've Done, A Preview - August 2007
That Bell At The Desk Rings Me Right In A Majest - September 2007
Somehow Coming In! The Ripped Up, Will-Be Risings Of Octobermuspt 2007 - Hours Orange Potbell (See Me, Be Me...Franchise Netboll)
A Box Of Tissues By The Sink Perfects Us This November 2007
First, There Was 'Hotsan' And 'Mannor', 'Tarktan' And 'Pitsum', 'Chotlam' And 'Fructbaern', 'Gondalat' And 'Frittpen' Each Sawed-Up Moose On Crack Corn To Be Harshly Rejected Like Sporties This December 2007 

With Another Pickle Up In The Barrel We Start Shooting At The Slim Pickin's Of Our Own Harkens Back 2008
(Pursue: An obvious holy year - sure - with the '8' and all 'Year Of The Retarded Negro Child' each gased to death at Neverland our little ranch hand reaching into all that barking and high-minded light)
"Not To Be Here, You Bitch" or "Cold Came The Cart"

Nothing You'd Ever Want Even Sooner Than You'd Think To Move Away From It - January 2008
A Life Like Light, You, Petering Out At The End - February 2008
You Don't Lose Nuthin' Until You Buy Neither - March 2008
  Priests Used To Go Ass-Blind Seeing Heaven Then They Got A Crack To The Skull, Oleg Cassini And C-Hart's Own Skin Type - April 2008
If This One Doesn't Do The Trick, Another One Does - May 2008
And Finally See That Multi-Congregational House Flopped - June 2008
Where Spying On As From Behind A False Wall Leaves You Absolutely Speechless - July 2008
Decrease Your Awarenesses This - August 2008
Next Month: Your Sex Of Complications Are Not My Fascinations I & II "The Bogus Wife Jailor" + "Her Handsome Britt Fallacious"
"Yes, Snow Peas Are Real, Latex Vagina"

 

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I usually hate your mindless comma shit, but well here's the very dump for it. Mind yourself be pleasing to the ear and blood eye.
I read it sure means nothing really no one special actually you are kind of words.

Sorry for cracking down on felons and their namesakes but to keep some lit: The Vanquished "Bit-Pieces Of You" R'Roin Guestbook
Come on! We like you like chilled-knobs playing dirty at the harmony slots.
You've got it the coin power baby talks dirty.


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Your mother was burped before ugly quoted it and left hind to sail the wind.
You were born with teeth to be so mean.

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The working world demanded of my social content.
We see each other commercially, yes I can confirm that then at once deny it somehow signaling you twice at each.
Also presenting my rectory of songs should you hear. Too much goodness to you how but a few musical turds.
Our intimacies abound in the absence of thought for me to against you.
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I share if only to demand better of you.
I perfect to same - now see that my favorite brands of anything yours.
I help myself and to the extent bothered never specializing in thought manners.
I see you bothered by me and bother you back.
You bother me still.

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Some say don't make things specific - people will reference all have by you with ease.
What they see is mine done consistently well and with mordor against mindswell - your ease of knowing to have seen slightly to be.
Knowing and having are two of the same once again.
This my message board is the natural extension of my mind at any given moment, and my daily journal.
See each day different from the last - whether an insult or a petty remark does this to deliver you.
The messages are always fresh with exciting links, timely information, and temporary treats - eat it up.
These pages should be regarded the most important part of this site people hate my shit and I pride you in it.
If you need to respond you should know that we at dougmoon.com reject sample thought like God thunder.
Too many miracles for me now you do one. 
The text on this page is not updated as perfect every all I'll say that.
 It is stream of consciousness stuff and dictations that I don't feel like maintaining.
What do you mean "How old is the world?" when it's all purchased in dollars my Roman fool.
It's all so tiny really it never mattered we took some of ours.
We feel big like dollars but are nothing being divided endlessly in two once upon a twice.
It's gets there we never do fifty-percent of nothing holds your hand.
Whatever then someone greasy is just going to shitlift your tom-fooleries but not ultimately.
They die trying have it all just once I hope that's right too butt of my jokes storyteller sees.
Note to nothing: Not just "mirror sense" I call it "sample inverse" for one so perceptive simply sensing it all.
I see more to you it's easy to form illogic and laugh.
 I laugh hysterically every time I do something to be humorous to you I am beyond gifted as you and others may be.
I mean, people wrestle the self over how it will all be received by you I couldn't care of you any less.
I laughed - that's important to note while I consider how an item presented holds up for my particular brand of stature.
Oh, okay - all you can lock down in memory and understand some if known to apply much procedurally and with structure.
I do you down with techniques of learn every day.
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"Heed no help to the less of it." - Doug Moon

"Hate has YOUR home." - Doug Moon

"Poor is an education." - Doug Moon

"When people pay, it's gladdest. You agree we have a value together then. If only then, what counts in me." - Doug Moon

"Your day against people? I work against you ever. You can have some, but your rejoices are clearly creepy you're all happy when someone dies. That's just as sad, you know." - Doug Moon

"Do you know how many scads of people were happy the place finally kicked their ass and but good? Sure, and now at rest and then necessarily at peace with it all." - Doug Moon

"No, and simply stated, sex ends the whole of it said then back to it all else with a bamnf. Less any refractory periods, of course." - Doug Moon

"Hates the criminal, and the crime. Has the principal, and the time." - Doug Moon

"If ever I thought I was missing something, I would've had it the day before." - Doug Moon

"Neither hear nor there." - Doug Moon

"Please - I don't wake up in the morning and wonder u. What it's like to be you? How hard is it, maybe." - Doug Moon

"The first mistake is making yourself someone special." - Doug Moon

"For every queen to a king behind who will be with it." - Doug Moon

"We are customers first." - Doug Moon

"People just want to be you, but it takes alot more than the things you think you're missing. You probably had something and to be said of it though I'd surely have it and none." - Doug Moon

"Good credit gets you there - only you know how it all went." - Doug Moon

"Nuthin' better than fuckin' yet...yet you may still see this and if to be true." - Doug Moon

"There's no guarantee with second-hand smoke - you gotta drape it some. Some of them old persian rugs ain't been to a stink in Carmel with this wash in years, but never a burn will so and if to seem." -  Doug Moon

"I tell men 'Why don't you try sucking the dick first?' Couldn't be any worse - like we just had her over to do this then down in splits comes done the middle." - Doug Moon

"You can fuck things up forever and then one thing done right sets to the light. One tiny mistake after many some greats sees no taut to a tight. Knows just how, even tries to if so little the need." - Doug Moon

"It takes love to make hate as further in strong feelings - I was sure of it. Where's the love?" - Doug Moon

"Seems an income rises to meet your expenses if no immediate harm in trying." - Doug Moon

"If you don't spend your money, we will. Lives better than you ever did." - Doug Moon

"You can shove your money up your ass." - Doug Moon

"I don't update my past, so keep your loveletters and notes. I tell 'em if you go back, it'll only be the same." - Doug Moon

"Just because someone didn't do for you doesn't necessarily mean you don't do for them - does it? You're always free to do better. That's how standards are raised some." - Doug Moon

"I stop being 'no one special' to another person just as soon as that note is sent. Anyone can receive further of that - you don't need me." -  Doug Moon

"'Am I ever going to be right?' That's entirely up to you. How soon can you get started? Why?" - Doug Moon

"This place is made by a robber baron. Better not take anything else." - Doug Moon

"Oh, sure - all of time, then you. But me. Technologies is risin'." - Doug Moon

"The speaker implies, the listener infers." - Doug Moon

"Nobody dies more, nobody lives longer." - Doug Moon

"With God goes poverty." - Doug Moon

"I am the crime. I just annexed that one for myself, too." - Doug Moon

"To each their own - and then some." - Doug Moon

"You laugh 'cause someone got hurt, only. Any irony suggests the least expected outcome and someone got hurt. Remember when touched a hot iron, sure - now admit that's damned funny." - Doug Moon

"Remember when 'rape' meant you ripped off someone's clothes forcibly and in public and fucking them was ridicule?" - Doug Moon

"Trust you? Most times you can't even trust yourself to do the right thing for you." - Doug Moon

"He who has money, pays - if only so that others may attend." - Doug Moon

"Opinion is far harder on you than fact when trying to know yours. You can argue the facts. So stick to your guns - my bullets are up in your barrel already." - Doug Moon

"Someone made to be known as less? We use words like 'other'..." - Doug Moon

"Nobody cared until the time came to change mind." - Doug Moon

"I don't always need to trump people - I just don't want to fall behind." - Doug Moon

"A loser never recognizes the win even or. Writes in passive voice 'then I'll'." - Doug Moon

"If gray is the first disrespect, old is an admission of to guilt. You'll pay." - Doug Moon

"No matter what, you." - Doug Moon

"Never - no matter what you." - Doug Moon

"I'm more God than you." -  Doug Moon

"'Let it be'? Let it live." - Doug Moon

"If I could you." - Doug Moon

"I hate prose but you'll like it enough until to be is at once corrected by someone, I mean." - Doug Moon

"My favorite at any given time is the one who shows up after me." - Doug Moon

"An enemy declares itself." - Doug Moon

"I can't stand holding a phone receiver listening to me think while waiting for the next gap in conversation. God forbid we'll both speak at the same time and to note of that additional overlay." - Doug Moon

"Don't be a person who goes out of their way to kill things. To this day, I swear I couldn't make another you again, either." - Doug Moon

"The first thing you get rid of, the first thing you bring back." - Doug Moon

"You come back in three days because no one cared - might as well get up." - Doug Moon

"I don't think about people in terms of potential harms. I think about me and what I was left with. What I was left to know about. I think about you sometimes." - Doug Moon

"If I don't know it, why would you? Because you're a freak? No one gets to know that." - Doug Moon

"Straight people cross over a line to love one another. Making a person is naturally a crime - an affluence then. You made a suffering to me." - Doug Moon

"Please don't make me listen to you think." - Doug Moon

"Nothing more attractive than need." - Doug Moon

"What you see when you look up - you know, at first glance." - Doug Moon

"One fine day, you'll have to ask people who they are." - Doug Moon

"Ours is a journey." - Doug Moon

"Did ya do it?" -  Doug Moon

"Knowing comes first." - Doug Moon

"Heed no easy ins and outs for getting to know people and well. People hate that stuff for them. Keep that is sacred no vulture eats to be well." - Doug Moon

"I don't 'eat too fast', I eat at my own pace." - Doug Moon

"I teach my kids not to be special to others but a resource as per and per per. Spockingly, I have none to speak with." - Doug Moon

"A stature is until sufficiently challenged, a consumer of is everlasting." - Doug Moon

"Where? No one knows your name." - Doug Moon

"Beauty is truest wealth." - Doug Moon

"At the very least, Christ represents greatest wealth for being as known and as for so long his mother." - Doug Moon

"Smart people know no one goes down for real as ever having been." - Doug Moon

"You? Better to save yourself." - Doug Moon

"That stuff's not real...is that right?" -  Doug Moon

"If you only had the parts they was missin', you could walk alone." - Doug Moon

"A vote only serves to take things away from people. The electoral college may confer upon thee only a gift of half-giving. You said you were interested - we didn't."  - Doug Moon

"A democrat is a rich person who feels for people as having done for them. A republican seeks their post in life, only." - Doug Moon

"The lion's share is mine, in my mouth. You try and take, but from this." - Doug Moon

"For the meek may inherit the earth, but after the bold are done with it there ain't gonna be much left." - Doug Moon

"Living within my means is about what I can produce before thee - not what I can pay for. See yours living well then and with me no matter what." - Doug Moon

"A gay man takes his face outta someone's ass to say a woman's vagina stinks. If it's simply cleaner." - Doug Moon

"Religion handles all the tough stuff, but dying is serious shit. You're better off taking it up the ass then being pleasantly surprised if it's something that's actually somewhat or nearly true God I hope so not ever." - Doug Moon

"This the most golden moment of all time. To know. To trust that." - Doug Moon

"You hafta take a chance to win, but not really. You could chance not winning too. The surest bet is slow and steady at gains being made and for sure." - Doug Moon 

"Every boat is but a balloon on the water harder if sawed in-half. Better to know the bottom of it if at first than to have it roll over to say. Use pumps in, if necessary, and into a dip down." - Doug Moon

"All of the past gathered up right here with the future as spanning it. We exist in the sewer of the death star - pumping it all around ourselves in a flying bomb." - Doug Moon

"So you moved the world over just a bit - that one flat side. Just a bit bigger than the original, huh." - Doug Moon

"As long as I have to ask, I fear I'll never know." - Doug Moon

"Gay does not pay." - Doug Moon

"Please don't ask me to be loyal to you as mostly disguised as simply asking for too much. Again - be sensible, be understandable. And after all, it's not like I didn't turn you right over, too. Have your reasons." - Doug Moon

"When I cite 'first offense' against your version of the 'truth', someone else says 'you was warned not to tell the truth' and you'll get that from the judge. Only a fool talks to the judge - you'll see that at left." - Doug Moon

"A judge reads the rules fast like an official at the Oscars - you didn't need to know anything, really, but some of that stuff sure is scary. I tell the truth 'til it hurts if perhaps off-camera never once aired." - Doug Moon

"I'd tell the truth anyway no matter how unwelcome once thinking for a moment about how why - not like I'm gonna get to decide anything else with your money." - Doug Moon    

"No, I've never exchanged underwear with anyone - not by some sort of agreement, anyway. You'd really hafta be 'clean' for that or as very not perhaps since having heard of as idea. A flattering me." - Doug Moon

"Heat colors cold down like dark colors down light. It colors a room no matter how it's bright." - Doug Moon

"There's no waste in the world, only wantings of it." - Doug Moon

"Follow a recipe or measure exactly unless you're willing to also say why someone else should've bothered." - Doug Moon

"What's important to you ate nothing." - Doug Moon

"You pay first before giving your opinion." - Doug Moon

"Special groups means special protections." - Doug Moon

"Successfully at, I replace engine parts as soon as they become dirty - hoses, filters, plugs." - Doug Moon

"Evil recognizes my supremacy by never asking me what to do. In return, I don't speak of its doing." - Doug Moon

"Negative people may be smarter, but at sure they are more sensitive. Sentient beings, we'd say." - Doug Moon

"No, not as long as I have to ask you to know for sure." - Doug Moon

"Nothing is nicer than professional service - do nothing yourself unless ordered by you." - Doug Moon

"'Professional' means you get paid to do it? No one improves your work." - Doug Moon

"Darth Vader was God learning from mind over as the evil emperor hologram. In the meantime, he needed to keep his corpse on some type of life support. A slow learner had him shot." - Doug Moon

"I had to betray Jesus Christ our savior to further announce myself God - no one real does this. For you, it was probably no sacrifice at all. I was afraid of that." - Doug Moon

"No, coming from 'relative obscurity' and all means I didn't know myself. And of course, and to compound my feelings, you couldn't possibly know that." - Doug Moon

"When people tell me I have bad breath, I tell 'em they have a mole on the back of their neck, in the crease behind their ear. Less then care." - Doug Moon

"I don't know about you, but I only remember two people having breath so bad I'd know it to first. Both hags with cigarettes and on drugs. Kinda close to me, but at pole strength." - Doug Moon

"While growing up, I, of esteem, always paired with those doing as they're told and just by the book. Is anybody else out there? No, you don't hear your mother calling you - not yet, anyway." - Doug Moon

"We all seem to wear about four different masks for each we meet. I hate that one from a smallish mind that makes me 'big dumb'. I prefer 'use kid gloves, handle as problem' once sighted." - Doug Moon

"Oh, lighten up - someone hates you." - Doug Moon

"Every pleasure tainted." - Doug Moon

"When the front door and the back door open at the same time, they are as one. Everybody wants a good thing." - Doug Moon

"When mouth-to-mouth is at fail me of sores, a teaspoon of cinnamon is only seconds at tongues to me a salt." - Doug Moon

"My resume was not made to be read to alone - you gotta ask some things. A report answers all questions, if at first." - Doug Moon

"A racist keeps bringing it up." - Doug Moon

"One door opens as another one closes right up." - Doug Moon

"I'll do you up with that second plate of food at dinner...all but back to me you sit. Never welcome." - Doug Moon

"A woman dies by agreement." - Doug Moon

"In Hollywood, people will work for free to be with stars and all. Unfortunately, I don't live on glamour." - Doug Moon

"Nobody's indispensable. People hate me and just for that I lie." - Doug Moon

"I help myself to most of it by helping others." - Doug Moon

"I don't live in that world." - Doug Moon

"Butter is health itself." - Doug Moon

"Sugar is healing, and a very having in itself." - Doug Moon

"I don't believe in people. I like the idea of them, though." - Doug Moon

"What's one man's death?" - Doug Moon

"At least." - Doug Moon

"Living is learning." - Doug Moon

"Pray see." - Doug Moon

"Better on credit than to save...and pay your fees. Fee for fee. It's only proper a paper mind, and by the way, I don't work for you - and incidentally." - Doug Moon

"Lay-away was the finest suede leather jacket with hood I ever got." - Doug Moon

"Dying is the only thing I've ever found that matters - even with bad credit and a bankruptcy on the books." - Doug Moon

"Nuthin' was ever as bad as I expected. It was the unexpected that got me real bads - and every time it happens. Just for driving down a new street." - Doug Moon

"I stopped my own heart for but a second using biofeedback and of course it works, but sharp pain has been thinking about and working on you too if for a longer period of time it seemed." -  Doug Moon

"No matter how bad that knife in the back, bullet in the head, you just won't die and someone from work is calling you to come in. You can't count on nuthin' being right and what to do?" - Doug Moon

"A real injury or illness? What a relief! You just don't know good you got it 'til then." - Doug Moon

"There ain't no white stripes on a flag - they don't mean anything." - Doug Moon

"Cost is what you exchanged in dollars for its sum total - the price to you. Value is what it is seen to be across the board and as described in sum. One is the other not, and at sum." - Doug Moon

"Although entitled to my every mistake, I'm only interested in error. That what must be corrected." - Doug Moon

"You paid rent due on by the third - there's your interest earned on security made to a deposit. You always have my rent in by at least a first month, then." - Doug Moon

"I never struggle to understand anyone, although an effort is made. Please, speaking off on topic is the first disrespect though I hear. It is a favor to be heard once and understood then." - Doug Moon

"Mine is what I can keep from you. To have at once received and then to be as held from is also key. A checkbook in my name says this is the decision to issue a pay and is no accrue." - Doug Moon

"Your mere pittance in product per plastic was never worth much in value and in having. You need people to owe you money and that is it. That's real value - the myriad of a choice made still." - Doug Moon

"Money is simple for people's time and effort made. Sure - and in symbol, doing things they don't want to do or for you." - Doug Moon

"A favorite 'third gender' of mine is he-she-it. A gender asks you not to ask for, then thanks you for being with it." - Doug Moon

"A 'metaphor' simply states as is that, while a 'simile' is but somewhat like it. A 'hyberbole' is obviously exaggerating and as I myself 'personify' inanimate objects without a human quality." - Doug Moon  

"I missed both grandmother's funerals living in California, but saw their husbands down and earlier. I take care of people when they are alive - you should too. Don't look to make it up here." - Doug Moon

"Yeah, I've seen Newton's laws on gravity, but it ain't about falling - you lifted something out of its place in nature and it couldn't stay, that's all. Original placement is key, not your acts of." - Doug Moon

"All you see of the sun are the lines from aimed at you. Raisins on a grapefruit prove it so small that round of it at." - Doug Moon

"People go out into public to get away from your sex. A "g" rating is suggested for general appeal across the board, for not having to know of you this way. Ruin it all in your home only." - Doug Moon

"In public, you don't hafta go inside to know." - Doug Moon

"Hell? No - I'd hafta to ask first 'is it true?' In Hell, just as soon as a window opens you're outta there. In Hell, people wanna know you too." - Doug Moon  

"No matter how a person, we all see the same sun." - Doug Moon

"Up one hole, down another." - Doug Moon

"Where does my dollar go? To entertainment, amusements. People always seem to have money for that kind of thing said." - Doug Moon

"Keep it small in charge. That's where the profit are - in no decison to be made, and 'how much do you need of it anyway?' is the question." - Doug Moon

"I always feel bad right after I buy - and sometimes, just to get it over with." - Doug Moon

"Labians? Les biens - 'less he comes over, 'less he finds out, 'less he shows up." - Doug Moon

"Don't make me stupid with you." - Doug Moon

"Nothing's more deceptive than daylight." - Doug Moon

"Nobody wants your truth." - Doug Moon

"There are many so-called 'facets' to me, my gay." - Doug Moon

"If you can think of it, somebody's doin' it." - Doug Moon

"No matter what you are, somebody's gonna love it." - Doug Moon

"Every quote of mine but from another person starts with a lilting 'oh' - a ridicule - like you just thought of it. Oh, sure - wear something casual standing by the water cooler at work." - Doug Moon

"I love people - like those in New Jersey - who think they can always be who you are if they only take the time. That's what I call a 'hood' - and I never reward that." - Doug Moon

"'How'd ya do that?' is more like it, the real thing to me." - Doug Moon

"The equation 'y' equals 'x' squared or every number the known product of a single number times itself is flatly false with no square root of to the number of two or nine. Proven once here." - Doug Moon

"Or then 'y' over 'x' equals 'x' is also to then disproven it - sure." - Doug Moon

"Must be one of God's children - always requiring just a bit more understanding than anyone is willing to provide." - Doug Moon

"When somebody gets hurt or bothers me, I ask them 'um, pardon me - what was the stationary or unerring object again, what moved?' then I know with them." - Doug Moon

"Damn, if just as soon as you think of it someone isn't already out there doin' it." - Doug Moon

"No, I cured all the conditions I read about in my mother's nursing books and just by suggestion. And in-fact, you can't know too much." - Doug Moon

"From what I heard, it's better to live in my world." - Doug Moon

"Breath so bad I had to be you." - Doug Moon

"Every time I get hurt, I can't but wonder how it helps me. Even when I get mad, I feel some little benefit somehow, then I'm ashame." - Doug Moon

"Of course people in the afterlife love sailing through my clothes like electric shears, but I swear if they sew me up one more pair of Calvin's I'll hafta pay them something." - Doug Moon

"Making music is the closest anyone can come to being supernatural." - Doug Moon

"To take away the decision to buy." - Doug Moon

"If you understand what's being said, that's good enough for me." - Doug Moon

"Don't go riding it around town." - Doug Moon

"I don't lay around in my bed wondering how I look to someone else like I don't practice my laugh or eating with my mouth closed both nostrils burning it out. Someone hardly is charmed." - Doug Moon

"Never let people see you behind the scenes too much - keep yours. It hurts you any way you slice it."  - Doug Moon

"Oh, your latest mandate for change and just between us, it'll be two weeks tops then back to usual, same." - Doug Moon

"To the dead trying to get through it a veritable pinch-funnel, nothing worse than having to argue with the living with once and if found." - Doug Moon

"I hate girls for refusing to live in the world I live in. You aren't entitled to anything - you've gotta charm folks like I did." - Doug Moon

"If you're gonna accuse me of it, I might as well be that - havin' already been given full-credit and all. Feels so right." - Doug Moon

"Rather than accuse you of it, I pretend you're not that at all and thus you're no bother. Wait to see. Who wanted more knowing of it anyway?" - Doug Moon

"I like people who never understand why you'd say that, why you'd talk about another person in lowest terms. That is a winner and they are real too. Wait to be asked if on the sly." - Doug Moon

"Some book my father had about developing 'a winning personality' for sales-type people said "never tell people they are wrong", so I ask 'em to this day - just to be sure of it." - Doug Moon

"I know it was bad and all - but you're talking to me. How bad could it've been?" - Doug Moon

"I lived it too - wanna trade blanks to the head? I believe that you really want me when." - Doug Moon

"Don't be so contrarian, or I'll hafta joy for the both of us." - Doug Moon

"Yeah, you're an anarchist up until the time it comes to cash your check. Then, you want a sitting government in place. At the bank." - Doug Moon

"Nothing grows on horseshit." - Doug Moon

"Don't be stupid - it was the gun. A satisfied mind gets all that it came for too." - Doug Moon

"A bullshit makes you think you have when you don't. Best kept outta the sun is riches fresh lain. Up the pipe it is unless made to a dirt it said by first." - Doug Moon

"Please don't spend my time." - Doug Moon

"The idea is one thing, the execution is what fails me as quite another." - Doug Moon

"I've seen people's resumes - looks like I wrote 'em to hire 'em myself." - Doug Moon

"You decide what your transgressions are." - Doug Moon

"Like others, I don't fail because someone said I couldn't - I wait for me to say it and right back to me. No one said you could, either." - Doug Moon

"Don't die for me. So live, it's better for you." - Doug Moon

"The most you can ask of anyone is that they take care of theirself." - Doug Moon

"Suicide is a nobility - no matter what, I'm impressed. Others too - and how dare you." - Doug Moon

"I mean 'murders too'?" - Doug Moon

"War is your price named. You wouldn't accept any less." - Doug Moon

"Do me no special favors though - I deserve to be wanted." - Doug Moon

"Faggots are always the same: 'oh, it was nothing to you, but it was everything to me.' People don't raise children for the likes of you - they're trying to weed this as a single priority out." - Doug Moon

"I'm very protective of people who aren't gay before being possessed by at demon spirits, but only to hear later you sank to depths lower than me defending it off." - Doug Moon

"Adds 'pleases it as this' - it was good enough for me. Maybe you are just a bit better about things, though." - Doug Moon 

"Do people die? People do." - Doug Moon

"I don't need to talk to people about what I do, I just need the time to do it." - Doug Moon

"I wake up every day and decide to be here with you." - Doug Moon

"I think people are a fucking miracle - every time they turn up ready to do all fresh-faced and without a need." - Doug Moon

"Working in a hospital helped me and others get over the fear of one almost handed you, and the fear of surgery itself - easy." - Doug Moon

"Up until you hear it in-person, you're free to decide we didn't speak of it at all - but don't be a fool about it. Few people would bother to take credit for my voice. To think of it less." - Doug Moon

"Truth is, I wouldn't fuck as many people over the course of one night and I wouldn't want to hurt 'em so bad right off the bat, either. Forgive my making of it my mind until I was paid." - Doug Moon

"I deliver my perfections seen and here to a self in the hope of seeing it return and by you one day. Until then, why keep bringing yours as an offering up to the likes of me when?" - Doug Moon

"If you can't talk about it all, why not do a little dance around instead? Then we can ridicule each other by being at once good at it and for it less to be signaled." - Doug Moon

"I laugh to myself when people think I'm all mousy and quiet. Mouthy and a riot is more like it. Never the shy unless trying to shy away." - Doug Moon

"Up 'til, I never paid anyone for drugs all starched in the morning. They were good enough to see, but also see me all mad over half a pill of ecstacy one night for not doing its job." - Doug Moon

"Hate is crazy from the heat as to be empty inside. Refusing the word with sustained anger is my key - for just keeping the thought and an answer afoot." - Doug Moon

"Fifteen (15) minutes to be late, tops - and I leave you standing after that. Find it yourself." - Doug Moon

"Ridicule is pre-violent and looks to make you see better. See yours to an end." -  Doug Moon

"That wasn't no Genis device - you gave 'em Spock's coffin to flourish the planet afoul the price of once is paid. Then a bomb for the good of the many to be weighed out from a few offers." - Doug Moon

"A saint is burnt beyond recognition with it." - Doug Moon

"That what is causal to changes the outcome when removed." - Doug Moon

"Irony arises from the least expected outcome - a humor of it. I liken it to touching a hot of iron - anyone else would simply stand there." - Doug Moon

"I hate drunks and their affections toward me having endured too many and holding them down in hospitals. You can live though - I'll just hafta pack some extra cargo fuel in your nightsap." - Doug Moon

"After years of child-like sugarcanes sloe gin fizz, fuzzy navel, amaretto sour, midori sour, I now opt for a seven-and-seven when drinking but socially you're never at home." - Doug Moon

"At homes across the land continues Jack Daniels and coke, a rum and coke, a screwdriver, a cape cod, a sex on the beach, a long island iced tea." - Doug Moon

"But by far of it, alcohol has got to be the worst thing you could put in your body. So nasty, and to forever ends that." - Doug Moon

"After years of trying to rescue her of, my mother says of my habituals 'we each have our poisons...' and you can thank her for that." - Doug Moon

"My grandmother lived into her eighties doing as she'd please. Pack a day inside that? More like three packs. Happy enough pays more than one bill, I'd say." - Doug Moon

"When you ridicule people behind their back, it is because you need it that way. So small in it, really. Otherwise, just me trying and nothing you need hear." - Doug Moon

"Zero tolerance is for better thoughts only. Try that out for size and just this once you'll soon see." - Doug Moon

"My friends serve to make me happy only, or they simply agree and leave. I don't have friends to misery me - you get that last one first. " - Doug Moon

"The dead aren't supposed to be affecting our world for not having forgone our pleasures in favor of just this and living with it." - Doug Moon

"I tell people you can be whatever you want, but believe that everyone chooses their gender before landing here. A woman was afraid of dying in so many wars to take that half-package up." -  Doug Moon

"No rules to you ever, or to know you. Anything's real enough to me if and as if as seen. All agree that's meaner than a shit, though." - Doug Moon

"My only fear is being made common - it's with you. Waking up to be used every day." - Doug Moon

"Sex is about how you feel about yourself when you're with someone, and I usually feel pretty good about things." - Doug Moon

"I never let anyone rise here - this ain't the lobby yet. You just wait here for the elevator while it slides in sideways from out back." - Doug Moon 

"One of these days you're gonna talk to someone halfway through a conversation and just get to know." - Doug Moon

"Before I talked to the dead, I was made to know persecution, murder, and suicide. Now what - friends?" - Doug Moon

"At the very least, I'd expect to be able to extend the pains I received in life. You'd fuckin' run once." - Doug Moon

"I don't believe in engaging in turkey talk. Give me five minutes - tops - and you'll have my rule." - Doug Moon

"A friend to the bitch, I." - Doug Moon

"'Unworthy' makes me unhappy when it gets here. That's slender and defined." - Doug Moon

"I don't pay you to truth me. In fact, I get paid to make yours happy and to pay you." - Doug Moon

"To your tears - equal my sweat." - Doug Moon

"Typically, 'friends' are people who aren't good enough to sleep with. People say they don't fuck their friends but they do." - Doug Moon

"I don't fight on behalf of people who live into their eighties in relative comfort. My mother used to cite 'heroics' to me at emergencies involving the aged - to make that one call." - Doug Moon

"Her medical expertise is well beyond the cure. You'd be happy enough." - Doug Moon

"I don't believe in sexually transmitted diseases. Instead, I have strategically-timed displacements as you believing in me, many mines told." - Doug Moon

"Why would I assume you're like me in the event of illnesses? At the very least, you eat things daily I would never eat and that must counts. Take everything once then." - Doug Moon

"I seen you crying." - Doug Moon     

"Someone once said to me 'I don't sleep with anyone until the third date.' It's not like you're gonna be any better off. People just don't like you - so what." -  Doug Moon

"Expectations are everything - keep 'em little and ask not of it. Agree it's off, stay happy. Be that good about it none of it matters ever at all unless to a fool." - Doug Moon

"Couldn't keep the good stuff, can't keep the bad stuff neither. Take me to nothing of it." - Doug Moon

"Sex is a very nice way to say hello." - Doug Moon

"Wait to be asked. No, you definitely asked - and thanks to that again." - Doug Moon

"You ain't got nuthin', but you want to manage it well." - Doug Moon

"What? I like to brag." - Doug Moon

"Supply rises to meet demand." - Doug Moon

"I like to wait for others to compliment me - if only to keep things meaningful to them and back again." - Doug Moon

"Brings no gift." - Doug Moon

"A winner pays for a loser? A loser pays for a winner, for the right to compete and win then some meaningfully." - Doug Moon

"I like to be in bed at ten o'clock nightly my day closes. The witching hour descends as then. And then, I like to rise by just as early." - Doug Moon

"If 'liberty' is the ability to walk around and see who we are, 'freedom' is the ability to decline your offer as made and as then leave." - Doug Moon

"They the two go hand-and-hand around the block arms stretched out and above over. At once a figure eight, if will." - Doug Moon

"Oh, sure - we all want that life of just being told what to do and with whom your palace made. Things ain't that simple yet." - Doug Moon

"Never not a world full of Doug Moon where would we be? Please, o wand of being - there are true masters out there and teaching me how it all looks, sounds. A telephone is wire of it." - Doug Moon

"No, it's just that bad and as you know. You don't get used to anything here, you die of it as not on you, but just after it gets off and you've agreed the terms same." - Doug Moon

"If I'm the diesel bus that silts a bag of dirt down and out the back on each mile, you're the car that comes along and hits it. That wasn't necessarily for you, but who knows more?" - Doug Moon

"Remember this about Doug Moon: I never gave anyone anything - you saved on me. You dined on in my belly. One day to you will be a pile of crap with hair." - Doug Moon

"You'll see. When you're dying, you can't get anyone's attention and they move too slow. Be there for it. Die me. I will die you." - Doug Moon

"I tell people 'I like to fuck.' That usually clears things right up to me." - Doug Moon

"My father's hate of people and their ways is like a bell - you ring for it, and it comes." - Doug Moon

"Paying people to do simply ensures a qualified replacement. In the meantime, you can buy a house with the AYDS while scraping my teeth down." - Doug Moon

"You do things for people their own family wouldn't do. They'd both fuckin' die first and each one knew how bad it hurt. You musta loved it some." - Doug Moon

"It ain't about what you believe, though I love hearing about it all over coffee times. It's about what you receive. I like listening in on that one, too. To have mine - what could it mean?" - Doug Moon

"I believe that children are our future - how sad in it. Each day a demon viper unfurls in my heart and you pray to know of it my very love." - Doug Moon

"Give me all of your dead little girls - I'll fuck them. So pure to me yet." - Doug Moon

"A small metal net that blasts out like a rubber to bolt to your face is all I'd need. We'd get the back of the head with a claw hammer in just a second's bite." - Doug Moon

"Nothing's sadder than seeing someone go down with a head injury. Almost makes me wanna cry so precious now." - Doug Moon

"When you discriminate against people, you only serve to cheat yourself. They all have their gifts." - Doug Moon

"There's plenty of room at the top. Like a mountain in a box of stars in the sky." - Doug Moon

"I get paid in fear." - Doug Moon

"Why wouldn't I wait? Because I don't believe in it. Why waiting on others to do? I delay mind for the self, only." - Doug Moon

"A high price serves to keep something on the shelf 'til more of it is found for those who would simply pay for it once by seen. Savings are seen prior to someone who knows what they want." - Doug Moon

"What's the truth? The truth is you're here and you're wanted. No drug works the same." - Doug Moon

"I don't like depressants bringing me a downer and making me cry for it all as a good time. Stimulant me, please, and never mix the too." - Doug Moon

"What are you going to do? You're here and need to be cared for - period. Don't make no more, though. Why am I this? What difference does it make? You don't hafta love it yet." - Doug Moon

"You're here too - so what. Half the place on art-water is empty and you had to be here." - Doug Moon

"The 'unholy' of mine were left without gift - without God a gift. They are simply artless, a failing of it." - Doug Moon

"The 'unclean' of spirit are without gift for others though they fail me enough. Dirt with a dirt not pride but sees you having it. A hell in it of this should also not be of extend to others." - Doug Moon

"Sometimes people can't take care of theirselves, others. That's not your particular problem as you do what if you can and to whom. Look at first if to see." - Doug Moon

"Nothing I have is that special and you'll see that while ruining for me. I insult you to further by simply replacing and having it new." - Doug Moon

"I asked my father when I was young why they don't have health insurance for pets - a great business idea ours then a rich. Apparently, your pet can't be replaced easily enough." - Doug Moon

"A dollar says 'go to hell' to the sales clerk - 'it was mine all along' it adds. To what they reply in wince off 'fuck you'. The dollar says 'go to hell' best and no one thus knows." - Doug Moon 

"Life is all threats. In-fact, to be guided by voices." - Doug Moon

"If I'm theatening you, chances are you already know different." - Doug Moon

"In law they usually call it a 'credible' threat. I seek to maintain my credibility for such purposes. To be heard that once." - Doug Moon

"To sing while others is to be the most selfish of all. That's why you can't sing without accompaniment - God hated having to endure you and your gift for it." - Doug Moon

"Some say 'music' the universal language. In a word, that would be 'stink'." - Doug Moon

"Never one to just criticize, you have solution in-hand." - Doug Moon

"Keep murder in the family - there's no mystery to me." - Doug Moon

"To murder someone is to pay the highest price for nothing you'd want." - Doug Moon

"To murder someone is to marry them for all-time. And after all, no one is closer than a victim of and their murderer. I'd never seek to intrude there." - Doug Moon

"I call people who fuck family members and corpses 'unfortunate'. If I only knew better I'd think of it right away." - Doug Moon

"If no one provides kind response to a question, you should only try stating one as fact. While no one moves to glory a question, they'll be all out of breath correcting you if you're wrong." -  Doug Moon

"Each life so precious, but in my way." - Doug Moon

"Look at you then. If your reflection was so much on a plate, you'd turn it away. I ate some of it anyway as if to avoid you and then the conversation altogether." - Doug Moon

"No one negotiates anything in this world - they take what they get. They sell stuff." - Doug Moon

"Rules are made for the not having. When you don't have, you need to know how the rules may affect you and by so little." - Doug Moon

"Hair oughta be a law. Comb. Wax. Teasin'." - Doug Moon

"A bisexual made to choose one or the other for the rest of their life with a gun to their head, chooses their own sex every time. Does that matter to you with so many good deeds afoot?" - Doug Moon

"No, I don't teach 'Reading Comprehension 101' the first level, the first note - at least not yet. Remedials, and otherwise prerequisites." - Doug Moon

"I don't plan for the 'inevitable', so to speak, or at first - I plan for the option. It kills me." - Doug Moon

"Nothing ever comes from being popular. While you were laughing it all off, someone unhappy in a dark corner somewhere is laying the foundation for being someone who can like you too." - Doug Moon  

"Only healthy people want to live. Only the healthy reproduce. When you're sick, you may want to die. No one cares less than the dying it takes I'll answer for you then." - Doug Moon

"Truth is what we all see. To trust is to see for yourself." - Doug Moon

"The dead give no gifts." - Doug Moon

"Ya know, 'dead' meant something in New Jersey. Simply, you keep yours goin' - you keep yours alive. There is no alternative to an anti-thought." - Doug Moon

"Oh, if they was here, you be calling them a bitch and complaining wildly. Dry art tears - you're probably thinking about your own mortalities, only." - Doug Moon

"Deliver me yours in pain and suffering - not his and hers, rid you of yours. Rid them for noticing me with it." - Doug Moon 

"Some people are like a dead weight - they want other people to make them happy first as a condition for their being with. I want to make other people happy with me first." - Doug Moon

"When friends in the afterlife tell me I missed their funeral, I lie and tell 'em I died first. That usually takes care of that." - Doug Moon

"I don't know why anyone would come into my home to insult me, but they do. It's not like you're paid to be here - I don't live for people." - Doug Moon

"No one does anything the right way anymore, they just wanna know what happened to it all. Two things I definitely hate having around are freedom and surprises. They are not one." - Doug Moon 

"I'm a big believer in negative reinforcement. You get the cheese and a small shock." - Doug Moon

"I release what's mine, old to the thought of having someone better to share it all with." - Doug Moon

"Yeah - everything seems simple and stupid drawn from quipfat, but I wasn't permitted to misunderstand anything to thought. To trust it as just that rather your thinking away fought of it." - Doug Moon

"A life pushes back." - Doug Moon

"Life is just a bad memory. Stop touching the past and its pain or be made to be forget with all tapes of 'Hollywood Squares' and most of the 'Tonight Show' if I can find any of it at all."  - Doug Moon

"Answer me dirt." - Doug Moon

"A person who died of it and at-first is what I call a 'life-loser'. Ain't nuthin' anyone's gonna do about that one time seen to be off like schedules forbade of it." - Doug Moon

"A homosexual is its own worst enemy." - Doug Moon

"A homosexual chooses a member of their own sex when they don't think anyone is looking." - Doug Moon

"A gay tells you who they are - wait for this to be as bothered. You earn the right to be gay, and as be at such pleasure, when you tell people who you are." - Doug Moon

"I don't necessarily need a firm declaration for the purpose of others, but will you?" - Doug Moon

"I don't help you to be a victim of some domination scheme. You're on your own for that - there's too much stress for me and I'm kind enough." - Doug Moon

"If I hear you speaking to me in the head, I'll surely have to kill you. Don't give your pettiness in life to reasoning me." - Doug Moon

"You don't have a right to anyone's attention - and you should trust that." - Doug Moon

"A 'right' is odorless and hardly worth mentioning. Nobody has sees, nobody has knows. More to think about a fair exchange of color with others lying around to it or painting it off." - Doug Moon

"Success settles for less every time you side with it." - Doug Moon

"Yeah, I've seen your stuff. Usually, I have but a minute before the edit to apply for me within and if it just strikes." - Doug Moon

"You learn with a computer, not on one. No one advances to the next step until you get it right." - Doug Moon

"Everyone gets straight A's with a tutor. You musta had me teaching you too." - Doug Moon

"No one sees anything from the stage. Who are you to know?" - Doug Moon

"Naked pictures of you about what me? It's like trying keeping a secret - you only get to tell it once. Make sure you get the story straight - people need to know and by me." - Doug Moon

"I'm a big believer in taking people and examining them for filths, but who to work and who then to reward? It's all the same and will get there. You're talking about royals now...so you died." - Doug Moon

"The dollar best spent is spent on one's self." - Doug Moon

"I hardly ever lie or embellish to make myself seem better to others. My truth is interesting enough." - Doug Moon

"A lie serves to enslave you to others. The truth lies stinking like a pile of crap out on the front lawn, but a lie needs to be tended to." - Doug Moon 

"No, that is somehow elegant." - Doug Moon

"How does this make you know?" - Doug Moon

"How does this help me have sex again?" - Doug Moon

"Why are you so bad about things? The way you was raised - you weren't shown any better. And barely I did." - Doug Moon

"Don't go making things too perfect, don't running things too tight - or ask for me personally. People need to live and then there's me needing to die over it all." - Doug Moon

"Sex is the currency of the poor - what loosens trade." - Doug Moon

"No, rich people can afford better and never come - or so they'd say." - Doug Moon

"Everything winds up being about sex. A new curio you fancy as now on the coffee table segues fully to in your mind advancing you." - Doug Moon

"Keep focus on the meaning, not how the message - we're not going keep pulling over for that kind of error an obvious to me." - Doug Moon

"Oh, sure - now that you're taken care of. See you're more like Chris Reeve is hittin' it and you needed to know more." - Doug Moon

"The stuff we fought for is definitely there, but you sent people's kids off to war. You owe them half sent." - Doug Moon

"People are selfish in their motivations, only. Absolutely no gift to if at once unreceived and in this way. I help then to it." - Doug Moon

"Doesn't mean I hafta hear about you or know." - Doug Moon

"If my body's not good enough, it should go nicely with the rest of your shit." - Doug Moon

"When people tell me they're a Jehovah's Witness, I say 'what'd you see?'" - Doug Moon

"Perhaps my understanding flawed." - Doug Moon

"An irony is you can't do enough for people you meet on the street, but someone you already knew and did for you can't even say hello like we fucked last night." - Doug Moon

"On any one day I woke up a permanent and ugly. Thus the race for inherent beauty was won." - Doug Moon

"No one eats like hungry." - Doug Moon

"A gift abuses me with same. Why you to me?" - Doug Moon

"I like the 'group gift'. You'll spend the very next year trying to figure out what I spent and on whom." - Doug Moon

"Answer my problem. I didn't believe anyone came back from the dead but I didn't believe anyone died neither. We didn't need it." - Doug Moon

"With so many rights to be, I'd no sooner note you were missing." - Doug Moon

"I don't care about being seen off-center and doing. I get something but anything up and running against you immediately and tend to your needs further at first." - Doug Moon

"I tend to exclude your maths if and at first, then what you actually get right simmers in. You call it 'boolean' - me too. I actually know what you mean, though, I just can't say it for sure." - Doug Moon

"'If, and-or, then, else'? 'See that? Shoot it.'" - Doug Moon

"Boolean is French, kinda - but I say it like this: both of us agree who you are. The rest I made up to you - see your fact." - Doug Moon

"The more you know, the less there is to know." - Doug Moon

"Love stops at the door." - Doug Moon

"I pay to threat. I think people are real, they make their own choices and for them, and have lots to tell that no one will get to hear and just in-time. See it said. " - Doug Moon

"It is the speaker's obligation to be at once understood." - Doug Moon

"To decide what of it I release into the world is to be worldly of." - Doug Moon

"It's not right, it's not good. No one has the right to hurt people's feelings." - Doug Moon

"You can say whatever you want about me. I know me - I'll never care." - Doug Moon

"I remember me first as it ever mattered." - Doug Moon

"I am not what you are. When you can do what I do either you are someone special or I am no one special." - Doug Moon

"And me, I accept this - but only for you my friend, only for you." - Doug Moon

"If you can't accept this, neither can I." - Doug Moon

"I make sure you can't emerge and say it was all worthwhile." - Doug Moon

"Please don't give me anything - let me win it from you." - Doug Moon

"To take without discrimination is divine." - Doug Moon

"Never honor Jews. To honor a Jew is to make a Jew your God." - Doug Moon

"No one needs to run the world. Only a no-one needs to run the world." - Doug Moon

"When it comes to betterment, I tell everyone or I tell no one." - Doug Moon

"All of the facts and none of the feeling." - Doug Moon

"Every minute of suffering imposed is a golden year to a Jew." - Doug Moon

"It isn't a question of need. It is a question of want." - Doug Moon

"For some strange reason the 'have nots' and the 'will nots' usually live under the same roof." - Doug Moon

"Never play "Battleship" with a Jew. You'll have your command board full of pegs and they'll still deny you had any hits." - Doug Moon

"You have every disease all at one and moles growing behind your eyes. There is no cure for you. Ask God to bend over when you see him at first."  - Doug Moon

"Sex? Have we ever been to the morgue together?" - Doug Moon

"Sex? That is an unreasonable expectation ever to mixing a body fluid. Limit me to what you can get at the store." - Doug Moon

"Stressed about us? Take the time to know me and there won't be so many questions about who you are." - Doug Moon

"People? The last time I had a right to them I was born." - Doug Moon

"Your gift always sounds like something I have." - Doug Moon

"Only in a woman's world am I homosexual - see the reason then to be." - Doug Moon

"I'd rather slit your throat than have you tell me what to do. Achieve through cooperation only." - Doug Moon

"If ya can't beat 'em, demonize them." - Doug Moon

"I live with a love of my self only and on one of two mats that is mine. All bought by me as if on the same day. I know who brought what in and refuse the very fight of it first." - Doug Moon

"I don't live with people closing off parts of my home. A privacy is some time sought in retreat and when on your own." - Doug Moon

"Where did you spend all your good times with my choices placed once under foot?" - Doug Moon

"I refuse to compete with other people for anything - an all out contact in the stores. I don't need anything that bad." -  Doug Moon  

"What do you get the man who has everything? Someone with nothing left to lose." - Doug Moon

"If they have the technology to reach your planet, they also have the wisdom to be with who we are. To leave all as it is untouched is not who we are a beacon." - Doug Moon

"Seein' is believin' - but that ain't 'truth'. 'Truth' is what we all attest to seeing - sometimes, without you." - Doug Moon

"I wouldn't give you ten cents for seein' or believin'. No, what you say is gospel to me every time. You were there, and I wasn't - who's the authority on that? Me." - Doug Moon

"All of creation began to unravel when someone put a handgun in the hands of black man." - Doug Moon

"Just leave that alone - it'll be over with before you know it." - Doug Moon

"Please, Bitch -  why would I bother with the likes of you? Always speaking to need." - Doug Moon

"Don't tell me what you're going to do - tell me what you've done." - Doug Moon

"Heaven is wherever I am." - Doug Moon

"The road to Hell and beyond is paved with the promise of doing better." - Doug Moon

"No one selects less for theirself but pride." - Doug Moon

"To be, or not to be. That is the answer." - Doug Moon

"To make a living is to take a living." - Doug Moon

"Beauty may be only skin deep, but ugly is to the bone." - Doug Moon

"Tell me what needs to be done - don't tell me how to do it. If I need to know, I'll ask." - Doug Moon

"Never tell me who I am - tell me who you are. I will tell you who I am." - Doug Moon

"To exist is to persist. Everything that ever was can still be." - Doug Moon

"I like making good things happen to bad people." - Doug Moon

"I didn't present to you." - Doug Moon

"Give yourself peace or go quietly. Disturbance and discord are extended and how long can you keep that up?" - Doug Moon

"With the path just as important as the destination they are one and the same." - Doug Moon

"A man's place is in his space. A woman's place is not in a man's space." - Doug Moon

"Better to break it than let you take it." - Doug Moon

"To make me special is to make yourself special. Being special isn't necessarily a good thing." - Doug Moon

"Big dumb always enters the tent stakes in hand." - Doug Moon

"No one has the right to make me unhappy." - Doug Moon

"Touch my work and it's yours. Better know what you're doing - it's in your hands." - Doug Moon

"To create the world that I'd want to live in - that is the task at hand." - Doug Moon

"You are left with the ability to create your own happiness, not happiness itself. You are responsible for creating your own happiness." - Doug Moon

"There is nothing without me." - Doug Moon

"A good choice defeats wealth and influence every time." - Doug Moon

"For every obstacle, a way around it." - Doug Moon

"Save your own ass." - Doug Moon

"That which dies never had a right to life. That which lives never had a right to death, either." - Doug Moon

"You get what you settle for, but don't settle for that." - Doug Moon

"That which is real takes up space." - Doug Moon

"I wasn't made to love the place. I'm here to improve it. Be clean and outward looking." - Doug Moon

"Energy and space are mutually exclusive and constant. Neither more nor less of either with change." - Doug Moon

"When you have nothing, you don't even have a place to be. There is nowhere to be in nothing." - Doug Moon

"How do you make something out of nothing? You don't - or do you? Someone did." - Doug Moon

"To have nothing is to recognize the absence of something. What are you missing?" - Doug Moon

"Anything that can be done can be undone. Integration and disintegration is all there is. Nothing is consumed." - Doug Moon

"All things purposeful and meaningless, if you know what I mean." - Doug Moon

"You think you know, but you don't know. Knowing is much harder to come by. God knows." - Doug Moon

"Ain't nuthin' a bullet can't cure." - Doug Moon

"If you can't talk about what you're doing, maybe you shouldn't be doing it." - Doug Moon

"In a numbers game and otherwise, each death suffered only once." - Doug Moon

"In a world full of 'I don't know' and 'maybe', a death says 'yes' - and 'no'." - Doug Moon

"To die now is to die at the end of time. There is no cognitive difference." - Doug Moon

"To perfect something is to bring about the flaws in everything else." - Doug Moon

"If it weren't for the knowledge, I'd say I've never worked a day in my life." - Doug Moon

"The universe has always been a construct of imagination. If you can imagine it, it is possible." - Doug Moon

"The perspective of singular consciousness defines the universe. If you ever had to endure it all, you'd beg for death." - Doug Moon

"The whole of science does not explain, it merely describes." - Doug Moon

"Everything that is, is substantial. You just don't have substance or the speed to capture the more elusive substances." - Doug Moon

"Trying to catch or contain consciousness with matter is like trying to catch water with a fishing net." - Doug Moon

"Consciousness always gets there before you do and you can't get around that." - Doug Moon

"We travel in space, not time. It takes time to travel through space." - Doug Moon

"Nothing is impossible, only unlikely." - Doug Moon

"Nothing in this universe is infinite. Everything is finite and capable of being quantified." - Doug Moon

"We seek to travel in change, not time. Any moment in time is as good as any other." - Doug Moon

"Thinking you can fails everyday in the face of knowing you can't." - Doug Moon

"Take care of the things that are yours to take care of or give them away." - Doug Moon

"When you don't know what to do, do nothing." - Doug Moon

"So many decisions to be made, so many asses to cover." - Doug Moon

"I'm not interested in always being right, but I am interested in having the right answer." - Doug Moon

"I'd rather be an optimist and wrong than a pessimist and right." - Doug Moon

"A mind is a terrible thing." - Doug Moon

"A woman knows how if it's easy to be just and at that. So fewer her choices to be made of with his as are mine." - Doug Moon

"We are not in the business of forgiveness." - Doug Moon

"Forgiveness comes on the heels of true sorrow." - Doug Moon

"Just when you think something is foolproof, along comes the fool that proves you wrong." - Doug Moon

"The good thing about being in denial is that you can deny it." - Doug Moon

"Life isn't fair. Sometimes it works in your favor - sometimes it doesn't." - Doug Moon

"There is no greater act of aggression than ignoring someone." - Doug Moon

"Not knowing something does not mean you are dumb - it just means you don't know." - Doug Moon

"Making a world? What's another McDonald's, another forty pounds of meat, and another hundred niggers?" - Doug Moon

"Don't get too impressed with people. There's an institution making it happen behind and every a big deal." - Doug Moon

"When I entered high school, they shackled my face. They knew better too - I would've fucked everyone." - Doug Moon

"I've never been allowed to be perfect. There's always something." - Doug Moon

"Nobody's allowed to win. You'd have to press two people together at least to get anything that works across the board - me and my mother's hair." - Doug Moon

"Nobody looks worse than a health nut." - Doug Moon

"I'm not livin' that." - Doug Moon

"There are no cures of it, only remedies. You are that to me and are wanted that way a propensity in the world. You need to make the effort away yourself." - Doug Moon

"Beautiful people are always writing books - how they did it and all. So unsure." - Doug Moon

"People make you beautiful and nobody really wants it. To be drawn in to that." - Doug Moon

"My mother always said 'it takes great pains to be beautiful' and 'hell is between the ears'. Ugly and lazy are unusually synonymous - both is displayed and in saying it was said." - Doug Moon

"She also said 'champagne taste with a beer pocketbook'. I love that one. I didn't come from nowhere, ya know." - Doug Moon

"She also said 'you can love a rich man as easily as you can love a poor one.' I never ask and like anyone or both. She's not me though, and hates being embarrassed by lackings of affluence." - Doug Moon

"Catholics taught me that to simply think something is no sin, yet I disagree. I hate your mind working against me - know of that first then mouth." - Doug Moon

"If someone told me I could choose anyone to know, I would choose my friends. I have, and they did." - Doug Moon

"I tell people that I didn't have friends growing up, I had lovers. Always a mini soap opera and so dominating of their time asking after each fight unmade a haute 'what are you doing here?'" - Doug Moon

"Each ask to the child like I was made of my mother." - Doug Moon

"Hell is on the side, left out." - Doug Moon

"I take exception with those taking exception. You can sit out." -  Doug Moon

"A change requires sacrifice. What are willing to give up?" - Doug Moon

"Perfect people are real - something else is probably up, though." -  Doug Moon

"Never tell a little kid you're not on their side." - Doug Moon

"I suspect of teachers being one of the kids and so never let kids hurt other kids - ever. Break it all up - but in time." - Doug Moon

"I don't live in the court of public opinion." -  Doug Moon

"Surely this a love. If I had on just one more rubber, I'd have to fuck you from the next room over." - Doug Moon

"I take what I get - now you too." - Doug Moon

"Blowing up a balloon with helium a hydrogen compound and-or a hot air balloon with heat what excludes air is the same as putting one with just air in it underwater. Less inside cannot stay." - Doug Moon

"Substance in area taken is competitive weight argument. To weigh object is relative to weight - know that. I'd use an electricity through to know it to more." - Doug Moon

"I gave you my love? You didn't take anything else - that's for damned sure." - Doug Moon

"If I loved you? I love you, but I love myself just a little bit more." - Doug Moon 

"Life must be cheap." - Doug Moon

"Knows when to die. Succumbs." - Doug Moon

"Like you, I don't want anything in my life I can't control." - Doug Moon

"Somebody once told me that I 'have to be rewarded for everything I do' as perhaps some sort of flaw. And to have said no more." - Doug Moon

"I know why I'm here - ask yourself again." - Doug Moon

"What would I do if you were paraplegic? Quite simply, I'd marvel." - Doug Moon

"Think first - is that what you'd want for yourself, kinda? Then attack from within." - Doug Moon

"Like the jesuit priest in 'The Exorcist', I often clarify to others harshly 'there is only life', but it ain't all good - to trust that. He now knows and with honestly I truth that." - Doug Moon

"With a mind?" - Doug Moon

 "I'd wait a moment or two after 'apparent' death when you'd inevitably say 'oh, is that all it is?' and then I'd flip the switch on your ass and make it real." - Doug Moon

"Of course life isn't real, but you'll never get to know that." - Doug Moon

"Go where people go - have some class." - Doug Moon

"No class means you have no chance of becoming the standard. To know that." - Doug Moon

"When you call freedom, I call fear. God forbid anyone should hafta prove it and take care of you. God blessed a woman with a bed in her living room - she gets to adjust it and all." - Doug Moon

"To be a consumer's advocate is to celebrate both a mediocrity in truth and in advertising - sure, going so far as to read the labels on my own cans. Who else gets so much for so little?" - Doug Moon

"The glass is 'half-full'. Period. Forever." - Doug Moon

"The glass is 'half-empty'." - God

"What moves you moves me to." - God

"If something is missing, thank yourself. If to something extra, thank a God." - God

"Black laughed at me when I tried to get things done. Brown laughed at black." - God

"Making my things imperfect keeps me, the wrong element, at bay. The perfect syndrome brings us near - and to what? You? Bring me less of it by your way in doing me glad." - God

"We live to see it be done to me." - God

"To know me is to experience me, therefore, no one can know me. See me only." - God

"Love not, live not." - God

"Nothing has to be what it is. Nothing has to be." - God

"A brown protects borders. A black protects it ports." - God

"You either give people a divorce, or you give them a grave." - God

"On topic 'food'...all else sits by while you lay dying." - God

"About car accidents happening 'with the windows open'...like two cups of water hitting each other." - God

"No ducts." - God

"Women can't do anything. Why would they own this? They wouldn't. I do and measure its clause to you." - God

"A feather for each bird flies no one home." - God

"Even if you're real good about things, we're only gonna make it matter more. We'll ju